If you have an engagement to be a wedding emcee, jokes are among the best things that can help you make the wedding reception fun. However, there are also certain rules that you need to follow in cracking jokes in weddings, and it is important that you have to keep these rules in mind.

One liner punch lines are great wedding emcee jokes and that can help loosen up the guests and wake the celebration more enjoyable and fun. You can start the ceremony with a great joke about marriage or about the couple. Cracking a good joke at the start of the reception can be a good way to open a fun wedding celebration. Keep in mind that weddings should be a fun and exciting event and as a wedding emcee, this can be your key to being a good one.

This tip will also help you calm your nerves as well if you feel nervous at the start of the celebration.

Of course, you have to keep in mind that wedding jokes should be screened carefully to avoid jokes that may insult or offend the newlyweds or their families. As the wedding emcee, you have to know even a little about the newlyweds and the background of the families. This will help avoid jokes that may be inappropriate for the particular wedding and those that may cause embarrassment to the anyone around.

How many times have you been travelling to work in a Taxi and left your gloves behind? Or been on a night out and left a wallet which has slipped from your back pocket? Never? Then you could be one of the lucky few who have escaped the most aggravating of experiences to befall anyone on a busy commute or whistle stop night out. These things happen but there are some things you can do to save yourself from this nightmare. One such thing is to read this list to make you think about how bad it could be.

Of course the most common thing left in the back of cabs these days is mobile phones. Most frustrating as you can lose contact with people you are meeting that day, lose contacts which you may well never get back, lose an often very expensive piece of hardware and even the personal information and diaries contained within the device. But what are 5 things you don't want to leave in the back of a taxi?

5. Laptops - Now these days, laptops can be pretty small and flat but to forget to pick one up when leaving a taxi, especially if you are on your way to work is horrendous. Laptops and PDA's account for a large proportion of things found orphaned on the back seats. Perhaps an alarm system is needed, or some sort of handcuff for repeat offenders.