I'm a bit of a joker I'll admit, and have loved prank calls since I was a young kid. Although my parents discouraged them intensely, by the time I was in my late teens they'd even have me make the odd humorous call to their friends. I happily remember calling up my mother's best friend on her 50th birthday and inviting her to join the half century club! I also remember telling my father's balding friend's secretary that his hair lotions were in and could be picked up at his convenience. I've learned three simple rules for prank calls, and suggest you study them. If you are a prankster you no doubt will agree wholeheartedly!

1) You must remain serious and detached. You cannot start laughing without blowing it. You must remain in character for the duration of the prank. Sounds easy, and it is with some practice.
2) Know what you are going to say. You can even use a script like most telemarketers if you'd like. After a while, you will feel comfortable and be effective ad libbing, but do not totally wing it. Have a basic idea in mind before they answer and your first line or two ready.

3) Don't be malicious. Some calls are mean and nasty. Jokes are designed for your and their amusement, although there may be some embarrassment or surprise.

Prank calls can be elevated to almost an art form by some practitioners, or should I say tele-artists? But anyone can have fun with the telephone!  Harold Baldwin