I'm in my late 50's t early 60's and I enjoy sex. Well, let me put it this way, it's been awhile but if I ever do it again I'm sure I'll enjoy it. I know, I know, someone my age saying he enjoys sex this freaks some of you younger people out. That's gotta be like the first time you realized what it was that your parents had to have been doing in order to end up with you. Don't get too upset though because you have only two options. Either you too will get to this age and freak out the people younger than you, or you won't and, well, you won't have to worry about it.

Now, I do worry about sex. No, no, not the normal stuff. Disease? Hell, I have more to worry about from high blood pressure and high cholesterol than disease. The thing I worry about the most will just elude you younger folks until you get to my age. You see, when you're younger and are getting it on with a partner you may worry about her squealing like a chipmunk or the girl they called Lassie in the original Porky's movie. If you're a girl in a motel you may have to worry about the guy getting into a rhythm and banging the headboard of the bed into the wall causing the neighbors in the next room to pound on the wall. At my age you worry about wrinkles. You really don't care about what the wrinkles look like. By the time you get to my age everything has shifted so much you're a walking example of tectonic plate migration. No, you worry about wrinkles because, more than likely your partner will be covered with them too. Then, you don't care if she sounds like Lassie or he knocks the headboard against the wall, because as soon as you start in, both of you rubbing your wrinkles together will sound like someone walking down the street in a new pair of corduroys. That's gotta be a mood killer right off the bat. That's why I worry about wrinkles.

Presenting a radio show isn't difficult.

The mike switches on as the music stops and you start to speak. We were taught 'one thought, one link' as a mantra on how we should approach the subtle art of commercial radio broadcasting. This meant that the presenter is allowed to talk about only a single message before moving onto the next part of programming, whether that is a tune, advertising break or the news.

It was very sensible, kept us on track and bored the living daylights out of me.

I wanted more from each show.

I wanted the chance to interact with the listener, change people's perceptions and make their day.

That's why I created 'Mission Mpossible'.

The show was a hybrid of a genius TV gameshow called 'Shooting Stars' run by UK comedians Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer and a local radio show called 'Mission Impossible' which a predessor had crafted into a chance to misbehave with callers on air.