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Wedding Emcee Jokes - Making the Wedding Reception Fun PDF Print E-mail
Written by Carolyn Anderson   
Saturday, 03 July 2010 12:07

If you have an engagement to be a wedding emcee, jokes are among the best things that can help you make the wedding reception fun. However, there are also certain rules that you need to follow in cracking jokes in weddings, and it is important that you have to keep these rules in mind.

One liner punch lines are great wedding emcee jokes and that can help loosen up the guests and wake the celebration more enjoyable and fun. You can start the ceremony with a great joke about marriage or about the couple. Cracking a good joke at the start of the reception can be a good way to open a fun wedding celebration. Keep in mind that weddings should be a fun and exciting event and as a wedding emcee, this can be your key to being a good one.

This tip will also help you calm your nerves as well if you feel nervous at the start of the celebration.

Of course, you have to keep in mind that wedding jokes should be screened carefully to avoid jokes that may insult or offend the newlyweds or their families. As the wedding emcee, you have to know even a little about the newlyweds and the background of the families. This will help avoid jokes that may be inappropriate for the particular wedding and those that may cause embarrassment to the anyone around.

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What Are 5 Things You Don't Want to Leave in a Taxi? PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Somberville and Sam Qam   
Tuesday, 29 June 2010 13:11

How many times have you been travelling to work in a Taxi and left your gloves behind? Or been on a night out and left a wallet which has slipped from your back pocket? Never? Then you could be one of the lucky few who have escaped the most aggravating of experiences to befall anyone on a busy commute or whistle stop night out. These things happen but there are some things you can do to save yourself from this nightmare. One such thing is to read this list to make you think about how bad it could be.

Of course the most common thing left in the back of cabs these days is mobile phones. Most frustrating as you can lose contact with people you are meeting that day, lose contacts which you may well never get back, lose an often very expensive piece of hardware and even the personal information and diaries contained within the device. But what are 5 things you don't want to leave in the back of a taxi?

5. Laptops - Now these days, laptops can be pretty small and flat but to forget to pick one up when leaving a taxi, especially if you are on your way to work is horrendous. Laptops and PDA's account for a large proportion of things found orphaned on the back seats. Perhaps an alarm system is needed, or some sort of handcuff for repeat offenders.

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Sending Funny But Clean SMS (Short Message Service) Jokes PDF Print E-mail
Written by Jhef Manese   
Friday, 18 June 2010 07:25

If there is one thing mobile phones are useful for, it is sending SMS (Short Message Service) or popularly known as text messages. Aside from the fact that it is cheaper than making calls, people are finding other ways to use the text messages feature such as forwarding love quotes and short funny jokes. Most of the time, my friends are sending me forwarded jokes because they know I am in to funny stuff. Some of the jokes that they sent me are funny and some of them well, lets just say you have to be smart enough to get it. Forwarded jokes can be about anything such as dirty or clean jokes.

Most of the clean jokes that I find funny are the dialogue types. Like a dad and his son having a conversation about being a man, then realizing that his son is into Barbie or something. There are also others where they insult famous people like the president (if he or she has the reputation of being dumb), or it can be about old school jokes such as a knock knock joke. Today, people are finding other ways to make their joke exciting or having a suspense part for the punch line. For example, a joke is in a form of question. You do not see the answer right away. You need to scroll down first in order for you to read the punch line.

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